Bald Guys & Boobs

From Roman today:

"Mom! Mom! MOM! Mommy. MOM. Excuse me, Mommy. Mommy, if you don't listen, I'm going to turn you into a BALD GUY."

Earlier today:

"Mom, are you gonna feed Max in that bag?"

"No, I'm gonna put him down for a nap."

"No, Mommy, are you gonna feed Max now?"

"Nooo... are you gonna feed Max?"

"No, I cahn't, I don't have boobs. I just have nipples. Boys have nipples, huh, Mom."